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Jackson "Drums" Dinucci
Chat "AI" GPT
Chris P. Bacon
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DOWNCOAST INTERNATIONAL MUSIC VENTURES INCORPORATED is announcing a SPECIAL MIDTERM ELECTION for the position of Unpaid Drumming Specialist Intern.
Recent developments in Technology have brought about the advent of Artificial Intelligence, which represents a significant cost savings for our Company.
As a valued investor, we believe you should hold the cards in determining the future of our Drumming capabilities.
Three candidates are vying for the position! Who will win?
Meet the candidates
Jackson "drum" Dinucci
Incumbent Candidate
Endorsed by STARGLE
As a self-described “incumbent candidate,” Jackson Dinucci has enjoyed a prolific tenure with Downcoast Incorporated.
His term represented an increase in our KPI “DRUM HITS PER SHOW” of 57%. Next term, he promises to go further. As a human candidate, he requires feeding and enrichment activities on the company’s dime.
Chat "AI" GPT
Challenger Candidate
Endorsed by SUPER UPPER MANAGEMENT
Chat G.P.T. (Artificial Intelligence) has been brought to the table by our Super Upper Management team, who believe A.I.’s cost savings outweigh the benefits of a “human’s touch” in drumming.
As we leave 1999 behind and say hello to the new millennium, Corporate feels strongly about the future of Artificial Intelligence and the Dot Com Boom!
Chris P. Bacon
Challenger Candidate
Endorsed by JEB BUSH
Chris P. Bacon is a joke candidate brought to the table by an unknown person. THIS CANDIDATE SHOULD BE DISCARDED.
Current polling
Current audience polls indicate JACKSON DINUCCI and CHATGPT are tied at 47% each, with CHRIS P. BACON trailing at 6%.
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