About
Downcoast Incorporated
Join us on our journey down the coast of success…
Downcoast International Music Ventures Incorporated is ushering in the new millennium with entertainment ventures of the future!
From our flagship product Downcoast to our other ventures, including Coast OS, Pets.com, and Downcoast Online, we are committed to profit above all else.
Proudly Y2K-compliant
The eve of the year 2000 is upon us! As it is December 31st, 1999, Downcoast Incorporated would like to remind you to turn your computer off before midnight tonight!
Meet the team
Super Upper Management
Fearless Company Leaders
Downcoast Incorporated’s SUPER UPPER MANAGEMENT team oversees the Upper Management, Management, Lower Management, and Band Management teams.
Please note: our SUPER UPPER MANAGEMENT team chooses to remain anonymous to protect investor confidence.
Stargle
Beloved Mascot
STARGLE is everyone’s favorite mascot of a multinational conglomerate! His cheery appearance means one thing: fun for all ages!
Downcoast
Our flagship product...
meet your new favorite band
A Downcoast Incorporated service
High-tech Y2K-compliant CRT televisions and MiniDV cameras on stage! Music of the future, beamed directly from the far-off world of 1999 with 20Khz of pure sonic achievement!
Downcoast puts the “rock” in “dance-psych-surf-indie-punk-jazz rock.” No single genre bounds their abstract melting pot of influences, rendering each track an exhilarating and colorful sonic rollercoaster from start to finish. Channeling the fiery dynamism of Pixies and the whimsical mystery of Ennio Morricone, a brand-new genre emerges for the digital age: “Halloween rock.”
Known for their eclectic and highly choreographed live shows, Downcoast effortlessly tap-dances between thrash metal breakdowns, surf rock tsunamis, lounge smokiness, and good ol’ fashioned rock and/or roll, even within the bounds of a single song.
And who knows? Maybe you’ll be lucky enough to witness a sighting of STARGLE®, our beloved mascot!
Last quarter was Downcoast Inc’s most profitable yet thanks to significant pay cuts for the band. With your help, valued investor, we CAN make this quarter even better!
Downcoast International Music Ventures, Inc is proud to present our flagship product, DOWNCOAST®.
david bridgeman
Vocals // Guitar // Keys
keegan bridwell
Vocals // Bass
Meet the band
ashleigh cisario
Guitar
Jackson Dinucci
Drums
